Daily Joke: A Dinner Date Takes an Awkward Turn
A man and his wife were dining at a plush restaurant when the husband couldn't help but stare at a drunken lady swigging her drink at a nearby table.
“Do you know her?” the wife asked. “Yes,” sighed the husband. “I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
The wife responded, “My God! Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”
Author's Summary
A humorous anecdote about a dinner date turned awkward.